2008. május 22., csütörtök

On the phone

- Do you speak English ?

- Yes!

- Name?

- Abdul al-Rhazib.

- Sex?

- Three to five times a week.

- No, no...I mean male or female?

- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.

- Holy cow!

- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.

- But isn't that hostile?

- Horse style, doggy style, any style!

- Oh dear!

- No, no! Deer run too fast...

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