|IT one liner jokes|
- Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
- I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
- My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn
- My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.