Anything

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says:

• "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words."

The guy replies:

• "Hey, why not?" He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. "Paint…my….house."

In a Bar