Találós kérdés

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Ms. Smith and Little Johnny

Jost kidding

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.

• Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." 
• Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

A dick has a sad life.

His hair’s a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor’s an asshole, his bestfriend’s a pussy, and his owner beats him.